" fairy tales "

 [ "Fairy Tale" ]

1: The reason girl cry themselves to sleep at night wondering why they can't find a guy like Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, or whatever their cup of tea may be.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: I wish my life was like a fairy tale. 

 [ "Fairy Tale" ]

1: A made up story, such as santa claus, the tooth fairy, atheism, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Some fairy tales are just for kids, like the tooth fairy and santa claus. Other fairy tales are also for adults, like atheism. 

 [ "Fairy Tale" ]

1: Noun. A story propounded upon the public by persons holding or seeking public office in order to trick voters into the false belief that all politicians are not the same and thereby temporarily convince them to cast their vote in favor of the storyteller (a.k.a. fibber).

  * e.g.,  ... The Fairy Tales told by Obama were really unlike those told by Bush but somehow the result is nearly the same: tremendous disappointment. 

 [ "fairy tale" ]

1: A lie someone tells you, but has an elaborate bullshit tale to go with it to fascinate the listener.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Dave, did you hear Tim hasn't found a job jet? 

 [ "Fairy tale conundrum" ]

1: Basically this is where the female saves the man, its opposite. Women=strong, men=weak

  * e.g.,  ... Lions are a great example of fairy tale conundrum, the female does everything. 

 [ "fairy tale divorce" ]

1: A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.

  * e.g.,  ... Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers? Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp. Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one. Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned. Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around. Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade. 

 [ "toxic fairy tale" ]

1: A fairy tale that has been rewritten or portrayed differently than its original moral of the story in order to suit someone else's political agenda as propaganda. An example would be when Adolf Hitler rewrote “Little Red Riding Hood” to be antisemitic propaganda. Another example would be social justice warriors forcing Disney and other companies to portray characters as people of color or LGBTQ when they were never there originally in order to promote "diversity" in such an artificially forced manner. Spinoffs such as “Wicked” are also considered toxic fairy tales as they deviate from the allegorical messages of the original fictions.

  * e.g.,  ... Wicked was such a toxic fairy tale! 

 [ "Fairy tale syndrome" ]

1: Predominantley an attribute given to a person who thinks that there is the perfect mate waiting for them. These are people with very high self esteem who think they are the best good looking people and think that they are superior to others, but in reality they are nothing of the sort. The most common facts about these people is the following:

  * e.g.,  ... (Phone rings for the 8th time in 3 hrs) 

 [ "Fairy tale syndrome" ]

2: Over 35, Only child in the family, Still lives with parents, Think they are good looking, Have the same hair style since university, Have a mild stalker streak in them, find a very patient friend to annoy and expect this friend to meet up whenever he/she wants. These type of people have very few friends, and the few friends they have they annoy by calling them to tell them with how they connected with other people (these people in return never contact them back after their first meeting).

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Hey. What's wrong? 

 [ "The Book Of Fairy Tales" ]

1: A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.

  * e.g.,  ... Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing! Bob: You mean like how to start wars? Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales! 

 [ "The Gardener in Fairy Tales" ]

1: A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.

  * e.g.,  ... Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.